new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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