Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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