I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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