Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She told me I should be a condom model.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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