It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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