Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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