i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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