covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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