It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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