Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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