Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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