doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
