fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My breasts were aching with rage.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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