There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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