You just made me feel so damn special
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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