you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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