i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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