I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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