Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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