'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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