mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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