If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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