And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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