did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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