Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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