You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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