Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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