You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
