If that was your dad, he is hot
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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