well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
