sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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