yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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