i permit you to call me
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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