let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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