Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the gays at disneyland are vicious
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
