Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I don't deserve a penis
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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