so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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