saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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