i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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