what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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