I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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