I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
