I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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