i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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