hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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