I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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