NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
