HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We just shotgunned beers for America
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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