Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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