If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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