do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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