It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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