i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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