As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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