the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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