You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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