is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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